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Faux Outrage

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Category Archives: That Should Be A Thing!

A emotional existence defined by negativity most often does not develop in one sudden rush. Individual negative event particles (“NEP’s”), like microscopic frowny-faced ions (“MFFI’s”), drip-drop around a person’s soul until that individual is eventually pummeled by the now-formed waterfall of negativity (ironically, “WON”), which can culminate in the lashing out at a stranger who [...]

Since everyone, myself included, seems to have survived the publication of Part One of That Should Be A Thing!, I am unafraid in my quest to bring you today’s installment, henceforth known as Part Two. The only difference is that this time, mercifully, there will be no poetry section. For those just joining us, That [...]

Semi-Relevant Poem Section: Nowadays, it is not uncommon to see a sign that reads: If You See Something, Say Something. This is one of the crazier suggestions of all time I see so much so maybe I should be saying more? Non-poem Section: This is the first part of the possibly-one-part series, That Should Be A Thing! [...]

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